Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Nights!

I think that is a KISS song. Which is odd for me to have in my head since I don't particularly like KISS. At all. I admire their talent, I just don't enjoy their music. Anyway, I'm getting off the point. That song just comes to mind when I think of Saturday night. It was so much fun. A friend of mine is getting married next weekend, so we all went out to let her get crazy for her bachelorette party. There were originally supposed to be like 12 of us I think, but when we got there to pick her up, most all of her other friends had bailed on her. So there were just 5 of us, which turned out to be fun. We of course, as all bachelorette parties do, started out at a Male Review. I have only been to one of these before in my life, and I wasn't that impressed to tell you the truth. They all looked about as cheesy as they could be, all greased up, big muscles, tiny thongs, etc. Sorry, but I'm not really into thongs on men. Boxer briefs are much sexier in my opinion. Anyway, this time, yes the guys were oiled up (but no too much), had muscles (but they weren't too much) and were wearing thongs, but these guys were actually hot. Not in the cover-of-a-Harlequin-romance-novel-Fabio-looking kind of way. But in a I-might-actully-see-you-in-the-real-world kind of hot. Don't get me wrong. They could all be on the cover of a smutty novel, but, well, you know what I'm talking about. Yummy.

Unfortunately, one of the girls that came with us, did not have a good time, at ALL. She is a unique person. Well at least to me she is. She is close to our age (25 I think), never had sex (by choice) and has no interest in getting any, any time soon. It's very odd to me. A pretty girl, great personality, but almost like a child when sexual topics are brought up. We did however convince her to come with us to see the Male Review. We figured none of them would come up to her unless she was holding out dollar bills. Uh, we were wrong. Within 15 minutes a dancer comes up and starts talking all dirty to her. She looked like a cornered cat, ready to dart out at any moment. I have NO idea why he came right up her, she had her purse hugged tightly to her chest with her arms crossed over it. She looked so uncomfortable. Maybe he thought it would be funny to traumatize her. I felt bad. She eventually loosened up a tiny bit, but refused (understandably) to go with us to a strip club. I actually thought her jaw was going to hit the ground when we told her that was where we were going next.

So we ended up driving all around Phoenix while calling all the guys we knew here to find out where the best ones are. Finally we found one, but it really wasn't that great. We were leaving to find another one, but then decided to hook up with some friends across town at a cute little bar that I had never been to, then to a club. I don't dance. Especially when I am sober (I was the Designated Driver for the evening). But I still had SO much fun. We left around 3 something, I got my friend home around 4 and myself home around 5. Some would think, how boring, you didn't get to drink or dance and you had to drive everyone around! Not me. I love doing that. I like drinking sometimes, but it usually just makes me tired, and I didn't want to be tired so I sticked to Dr Peppers and Red Bulls all night. I guess I'm just high on life (gag)...lol

What a fun night! I need to do it more often!